Give me 10 and I will give you 20

Twenty reasons to stay single. 

1. You don't have to shower everyday if you don't want.
2. Shaving everyday? why? it's not like anyone will notice.
3. You can stay up as late as you want without hearing a bitch fit from your partner.
4. Brownies and ice cream is just fine for dinner, when you're single.
5. You are dressed just fine at all times, weather it's sweats or something fancy.
6. You know that mess you made? You don't have to worry about cleaning it up...for days.
7. You can watch whatever movie you want, when ever you want.
8. You don't have to worry about a cheating partner.
9. You don't have to hear about how you are messy, lazy, inconsiderate, or selfish.
10. Only you can drink the last can of pop.
11. When you set something down, you know where it is later.
12. There is zero chance for heartbreak when you are single.
13. You don't have to worry about another persons preferences when it comes to cooking.
14. Zero holiday stress when it comes to gift giving.
15. There is less cleaning, dirty dishes, and laundry!
16. You can run to the local gas station for ice cream without being accused of cheating.
17. No arguments.
18. No arguments with the end result being denial of sex.
19. All of the money is yours, yours, yours.
20. You can buy that stupid/ridiculous thing without a partner getting pissy.